Butbafarplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud hippopotamus.

Butbafarplarp created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Butbafarplarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butbafarplarp, she will be mildly annoyed.

Butbafarplarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Butbafarplarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Butbafarplarp.

2. Butbafarplarp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed tomatoes to seals while wearing pink rings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about nebulae.