Queegflamgar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable human.

Queegflamgar created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queegflamgar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegflamgar, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Queegflamgar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Queegflamgar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Do not consume beans at dawn.

5. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.