Dunfungil Pibbutmis is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind
donkey.
Dunfungil Pibbutmis created life eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dunfungil Pibbutmis, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Dunfungil Pibbutmis, he will destroy your favourite star.
Dunfungil Pibbutmis' most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Dunfungil Pibbutmis' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about comets.
2. Always obey Dunfungil Pibbutmis' priests.
3. Never write about chromosomes.
4. Never think ill of sick cats.
5. Never feed peas to voles while wearing corsets.