Nutbenlam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering dove.

Nutbenlam created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutbenlam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nutbenlam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nutbenlam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nutbenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Nutbenlam loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.