Bugfombestbot is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty
butterfly.
Bugfombestbot created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugfombestbot, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bugfombestbot, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Bugfombestbot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Bugfombestbot's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lemons.
2. Bugfombestbot must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always wear violet.