Bugfombestbot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty butterfly.

Bugfombestbot created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfombestbot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugfombestbot, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bugfombestbot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bugfombestbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Bugfombestbot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear violet.