Sogflandub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless gerbil.

Sogflandub created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogflandub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogflandub, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sogflandub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sogflandub's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not make images of living things.