Jatrigflab is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered
chicken.
Jatrigflab created energy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jatrigflab, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Jatrigflab, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Jatrigflab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Jatrigflab's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about spinach.
2. Put Jatrigflab first in all things.
3. Do not kill sharks.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never eat bark.