Jatrigflab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered chicken.

Jatrigflab created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatrigflab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jatrigflab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jatrigflab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jatrigflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Put Jatrigflab first in all things.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bark.