Xintarstaf Padarmgonfas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous crocodile.

Xintarstaf Padarmgonfas created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xintarstaf Padarmgonfas, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xintarstaf Padarmgonfas, she will ignore you.

Xintarstaf Padarmgonfas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Xintarstaf Padarmgonfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Never cross crossroads at dusk.