Lidingyart is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest dog.

Lidingyart created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidingyart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidingyart, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lidingyart's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lidingyart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidingyart.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help mice.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Lidingyart in the centre of the settlement.