Bommittap Pandumfas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud goose.

Bommittap Pandumfas created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bommittap Pandumfas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bommittap Pandumfas, he will manifest in front of you.

Bommittap Pandumfas' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bommittap Pandumfas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine moths approach from the north.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never talk about fire.