Bommittap Pandumfas is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, proud
goose.
Bommittap Pandumfas created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bommittap Pandumfas, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bommittap Pandumfas, he will manifest in front of you.
Bommittap Pandumfas' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Bommittap Pandumfas' Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine moths approach from the north.
2. Never go into orange rooms.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not shave your face.
5. Never talk about fire.