Pidhugzig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous penguin.

Pidhugzig created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidhugzig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pidhugzig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pidhugzig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pidhugzig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Pidhugzig on top of important buildings.

2. Run away from brown bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing green hats.

5. Respect your elders.