Bid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, cheerful bee.

Bid created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bid's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Run away from orange frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.