Dantarparpwip is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, charitable
walrus.
Dantarparpwip created matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dantarparpwip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dantarparpwip, she will make you grow a tail.
Dantarparpwip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Dantarparpwip's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. You must pray to Dantarparpwip seven times a day.
3. Never write about spacetime.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.