Nutlipcim is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome
rat.
Nutlipcim created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nutlipcim, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nutlipcim, it will cry a lot.
Nutlipcim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Nutlipcim's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Always help mites.
4. You must never eat apples.
5. Always pray immersed in water.