Flowsatnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sapient beaver.

Flowsatnak created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flowsatnak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowsatnak, she will turn you into a rock.

Flowsatnak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flowsatnak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five swans approach from the east.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Flowsatnak loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not covet oxen.