Xuctafhog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental jaguar.

Xuctafhog created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuctafhog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xuctafhog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xuctafhog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Xuctafhog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not commit murder.