Gabtamdog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair duck.

Gabtamdog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabtamdog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gabtamdog, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gabtamdog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gabtamdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabtamdog.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.