Bodsislarn is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow weasel.

Bodsislarn created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodsislarn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bodsislarn, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bodsislarn's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bodsislarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Bodsislarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Bodsislarn on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about cell theory.