Babdosscumkarjadtarhen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing pigeon.

Babdosscumkarjadtarhen created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babdosscumkarjadtarhen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Babdosscumkarjadtarhen, she will send you a sign.

Babdosscumkarjadtarhen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Babdosscumkarjadtarhen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.