Ligpaglin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest snail.

Ligpaglin created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligpaglin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligpaglin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ligpaglin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ligpaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after mice.

2. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.