Kamponhan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying duck.

Kamponhan created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamponhan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kamponhan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kamponhan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kamponhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. You must love Kamponhan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never write about nebulae.