Tettiruttrakrag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome narwhal.

Tettiruttrakrag created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Tettiruttrakrag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettiruttrakrag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tettiruttrakrag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tettiruttrakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never wear fawn shoes.