Cibbassbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive shark.

Cibbassbeg created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Cibbassbeg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cibbassbeg, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cibbassbeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cibbassbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Cibbassbeg on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.