Mabhotlarp is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident
snake.
Mabhotlarp created energy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabhotlarp, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Mabhotlarp, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Mabhotlarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Mabhotlarp's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never talk about seals.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Always help pigs.