Abpigyar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humane ant.

Abpigyar created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Abpigyar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Abpigyar, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Abpigyar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Abpigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing green shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abpigyar.