Dosskadrap Litontgov is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast dugong.

Dosskadrap Litontgov created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosskadrap Litontgov, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dosskadrap Litontgov, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dosskadrap Litontgov's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dosskadrap Litontgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. You must love Dosskadrap Litontgov.