Fliggadbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able rat.

Fliggadbut created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggadbut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fliggadbut, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fliggadbut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fliggadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

2. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing coats.

3. You must pray to Fliggadbut eight times a day.

4. Do not prepare spinach while wearing jumpers.

5. Never wear corsets.