Rulltammin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless guinea pig.

Rulltammin created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltammin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulltammin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rulltammin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rulltammin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. You must pray to Rulltammin four times a day.

5. Never wear skirts.