Tignatbast is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, idiotic duck.

Tignatbast created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tignatbast, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tignatbast, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tignatbast's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tignatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.