Pakveencen Rigmidlun Hamappdid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying sheep.

Pakveencen Rigmidlun Hamappdid created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakveencen Rigmidlun Hamappdid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakveencen Rigmidlun Hamappdid, she will manifest in front of you.

Pakveencen Rigmidlun Hamappdid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pakveencen Rigmidlun Hamappdid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to voles while wearing mauve ear rings.

4. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing purple boots and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Always wear fawn.