Sug is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy otter.

Sug created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sug, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sug, she will come to you in dreams.

Sug's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Never paint your legs blue.