Vilranbambellid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying mole.

Vilranbambellid created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilranbambellid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vilranbambellid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vilranbambellid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vilranbambellid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.