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She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental dragon.

Vinflaprag Butflambamlatbemnibsug Flapgancam created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vinflaprag Butflambamlatbemnibsug Flapgancam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vinflaprag Butflambamlatbemnibsug Flapgancam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vinflaprag Butflambamlatbemnibsug Flapgancam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vinflaprag Butflambamlatbemnibsug Flapgancam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.