Misquagbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring frog.

Misquagbop created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Misquagbop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Misquagbop, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Misquagbop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Misquagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Put Misquagbop first in all things.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. You must love Misquagbop.

5. Never pour water over plants.