Sakgebbud is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, slow eagle.

Sakgebbud created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakgebbud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sakgebbud, he will turn you into a frog.

Sakgebbud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sakgebbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.