Jamgessflis Flatzakbug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive pigeon.

Jamgessflis Flatzakbug created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgessflis Flatzakbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jamgessflis Flatzakbug, he will not care at all.

Jamgessflis Flatzakbug's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jamgessflis Flatzakbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jamgessflis Flatzakbug.

5. Do not covet oxen.