Genboglad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent snail.

Genboglad created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genboglad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Genboglad, he will not care at all.

Genboglad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Genboglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide if three dolphins approach from the north.