Yimstan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet walrus.

Yimstan created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimstan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yimstan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yimstan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimstan.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Yimstan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Yimstan's priests.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimstan.