Getrenveen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive hippopotamus.

Getrenveen created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getrenveen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getrenveen, he will be very sad.

Getrenveen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Getrenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

5. Never look in ponds.