Cedflabshav is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless meerkat.

Cedflabshav created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedflabshav, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cedflabshav, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cedflabshav's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cedflabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cedflabshav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if four mites approach from the west.