Nanwaddoss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced wolf.

Nanwaddoss created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nanwaddoss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nanwaddoss, he will turn you into a snail.

Nanwaddoss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nanwaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never eat limes on holy days.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.