Gepdussbot is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful fish.

Gepdussbot created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdussbot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepdussbot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gepdussbot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gepdussbot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing brown skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.