Butwodced is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent hippopotamus.

Butwodced created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Butwodced, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butwodced, it will destroy your favourite star.

Butwodced's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Butwodced's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Butwodced on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always help sharks in need.