Bopsabvab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, vain crocodile.

Bopsabvab created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopsabvab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bopsabvab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bopsabvab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bopsabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Bopsabvab on top of important buildings.

2. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.