Vilvenjen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm owl.

Vilvenjen created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilvenjen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vilvenjen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vilvenjen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vilvenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vilvenjen.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.