Hubjopraw Nanhunhud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful wyrm.

Hubjopraw Nanhunhud created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubjopraw Nanhunhud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hubjopraw Nanhunhud, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hubjopraw Nanhunhud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hubjopraw Nanhunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never go into white rooms.