Wikjenstip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise aardvark.

Wikjenstip created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikjenstip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikjenstip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wikjenstip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wikjenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Wikjenstip first in all things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not listen to music.