Arnnillgep is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, clever fox.

Arnnillgep created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnnillgep, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arnnillgep, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Arnnillgep's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Arnnillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arnnillgep.

5. Put Arnnillgep first in all things.