Inggebzim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive bee.

Inggebzim created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Inggebzim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Inggebzim, she will manifest in front of you.

Inggebzim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Inggebzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away if nine snails approach from the south.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.