Bestbigkikfly is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive troll.

Bestbigkikfly created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbigkikfly, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bestbigkikfly, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bestbigkikfly's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bestbigkikfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to cats while wearing boots.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestbigkikfly.

5. Do not listen to music.