Hungubbogbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking fish.

Hungubbogbid created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hungubbogbid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hungubbogbid, he will turn you into a goat.

Hungubbogbid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hungubbogbid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with aardvarks.