Fedyarcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless mole.

Fedyarcuss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyarcuss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedyarcuss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fedyarcuss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fedyarcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Fedyarcuss first in all things.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing white hats and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedyarcuss.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look at comets.