Higlabtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud dog.

Higlabtaf created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higlabtaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Higlabtaf, she will be mildly annoyed.

Higlabtaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Higlabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Never think about optics near sheep while wearing pink boots and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Never feed corn to nematodes while wearing stockings.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick sharks.