Pangrowhab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient grasshopper.

Pangrowhab created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangrowhab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pangrowhab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pangrowhab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pangrowhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Always obey Pangrowhab's priests.