Yarcubwig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous mink.

Yarcubwig created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Yarcubwig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarcubwig, it will not care at all.

Yarcubwig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yarcubwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide from purple goats for they are unholy.