Dapnadham is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, effective fairy.

Dapnadham created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapnadham, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapnadham, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dapnadham's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dapnadham's Holy Commandments

1. Dapnadham loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Run away if nine swans approach from the west.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.