Arthotgil is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable goat.

Arthotgil created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arthotgil, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arthotgil, it will turn you into a puffin.

Arthotgil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Arthotgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.