Rakmiffid Mitragnat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing wombat.

Rakmiffid Mitragnat created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakmiffid Mitragnat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakmiffid Mitragnat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rakmiffid Mitragnat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rakmiffid Mitragnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Hide if six monkeys approach from the east.

3. Do not name children after sharks.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never eat melons on holy days.